Sunday, March 15, 2009

Trauma recovery advice tip #1

When in the throes of extreme emotional trauma, try not to be reactive and make "poor choices" you may later regret. Especially public displays of creative vengeance.

At the time you may feel as if you're taking back your power. Your friends may high five you and say, "you're my Hero!" but seriously, you should carefully think through any potentially stupid moves.

For instance, do not under any circumstances, post something like this on Craigslist:
Free
Cheating Husband

Very handsome, very muscular and very sexy. Very charming. Great in the sack. Gets so drunk he throws up out the car window. Screws stupid whores from work. Brilliantly turns everything around on you until you wonder why you were mad in the first place or how you screwed up.

Pretends to care about your feelings until you really need him, then he ridicules you for being needy. Makes you feel crazy for being insecure. Screws stupid whores he met through his friends.

Free. Available immediately. You haul.


Trust me on this.

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